Monday, May 22, 2006

Don't worry, be happy

I came into politics not just to advance right-wing moderate politics, but to do it with a smile. I just want us all to hold hands and be happy together.

There are lots of ways to be happy: love, fulfilment, sex, drugs, self-deluding fantasy, schadenfreude, etc, and I've tried them all. (Didn't always succeed, mind you.)

Many people argue that this is not a proper concern for the state - that we all have different desires, and we should be left free to pursue them ourselves. These people are neglecting one important fact. I don't just want to change the conservative party, I want to make it happy. And I know how to make it happy: say anything to get elected, and then revert to type.

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