The fire of spam is burning bright

A member asked me in Manchester "do we really have to change, is there no choice?" Well of course there is choice. The Conservative Party is all about choice. This is the choice:

"There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and change; egg bacon and change; egg bacon sausage and change; change bacon sausage and change; change egg change change bacon and change; change sausage change change bacon change tomato and change."

"I don't want any change," she said.

"Well," I said, "there's change egg sausage and change, that's not got much change in it."

"Could you do the egg bacon change and sausage without the change then?"

"Change egg bacon change, sausage and change it is then. Oh, and egg, bacon and sausage are off. At least until we are elected anyway."

You see I am determined to win back Britain's northern cities, like Manchester, and er, er, and the others. And if change is what it takes, change is what I'll talk about.