Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Product Placement

(story, hat tip)

You see the problem with marketing politics these days is that people have stopped watching adverts listening to politicians.

In particular there is a whole demographic that watches the news and takes an interest in politics that advertisers are finding harder than ever to reach.

This is why I have become leader of the Conservatives Party, to re-engage this lost generation. Can't beat the feeling, can't beat the real thing, Coke is it!

We wan't to put money back in the pockets of taxpayers. That's Asda Price!

We must all insulate our homes to fight global warming. If only we knew it how do-it-all do it.

Why should people vote Conservative? Because I'm worth it.

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