EPP off

I'm proud to announce my success in making plans to set up a new parliamentary group in the European Parliament, in the fullness of time. The new group will represent the modern progressive regressive forward and backward looking left-liberal eurosceptic right-wing, attracting support from the following European sister parties:

• Poland: The rabidly homophobic Law and Justice Party (7 MEPs)
• Estonia: Revolutionary Communist (Reformed) Party (1 MEP)
• Slovenia: Bread and Windmills Alliance (1 MEP)
• Finland: End the ban on using a Nokia while sledging Party (1 MEP)
• Ireland: Fine Mess (1 MEP)
• Netherlands: Cyclists and Chauffeurs alliance (1 MEP)

I know some readers will be disappointed that we are not leaving the EPP any sooner. However upon meeting the formidable German Chancellor Angela Merkel, a profound impression was made upon me. All I can say is that Mrs T has competition. Don't let me appear on Jonothan Ross again.

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