I've got a big A list

As someday it must happen that an MP must be found
I've got a big A list
I've got a big A list

Of society offenders who might well be rather sound
Who never would be missed
The Tories will be pissed

There's Tory boys and totty, there's token blacks and queers
I've got C list actors, coming out my ears

With chick lit and with tree huggers called Zac
We'll soon have all the voters coming back

Cos it really doesn't matter who you put upon the list
They'd none of them be missed
The Tories will be pissed

Chorus
He's got 'em on the list
He's got 'em on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
We tories are all pissed.

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