Andy Coulson has my confidence

It is a sign of how modern and progressive the Conservatives are, that I have a bugger in my inner sanctum.

There's a lot of pious posturing over Andy's criminality, but who among you would not do the same as he? And who among you would not do the same as I and stand by him, if he had some of the material on you that he has on me.

A Red Light on Crime

Now listen to me boys and girls, I have had enough of all this talk about my dangerous cycling.

It is vitally important to the health of our democracy that a man can have a private life in the morning before he goes to work in Westminster. We shouldn't have to ask ourselves "shall I be leader of the Conservative Party this afternoon?" No indeed.